my name irl name is bethany and i keep getting whiplash when i see those memes with my name in it its like a cursed version of finding a coke bottle with your name on it
I…didn’t know that. I was more than willing to defend Tom Nook for his “loan” with 0 interest, no deadline and no pressure or need to pay, but I’m impressed he still makes cash somehow and just donates it, while maintaining his “slimy businessman” reputation like some sort of furry The Boss…
I think he wanted you, of all villagers, to know the truth. He wanted to live on in your memory, not as a landlord, but as a tanuki. But he was forbidden to tell you himself. And that’s why he told me. Mayor, history will never know what he did. No one will ever learn the truth. His donations… his charity, will endure only in your heart. Everything he did, he did for his town. He sacrificed his bells and his honour for his native land. He was a real hero. He was a true philanthropist.
so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes
thanks, i hate it
Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual
